I'm sorry, what did you say?
My day today ...
phone rings
"hello?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"I'm sorry???"
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fine.
phone hangs up.
So, what is your favorite telemarketing call?
phone rings
"hello?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"I'm sorry???"
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fine.
phone hangs up.
So, what is your favorite telemarketing call?
posted by Kelli at 10:34 AM
4 Comments:
Omigosh, I couldn't read this without laughing! Too funny!
The ones that never happen!!!
(and since going completely cell...they have.)
Shoot!!! Saragrace totally stole my answer. OK, since I can't use that one, my favorites are definitely the prerecorded vote-for-me political calls. I think they go perfectly with the endless commercials on tv during elections. Of course, when I think about it, maybe I really DO like those calls since they interrupt the nasty negative campaign commercials I'm totally entranced by on tv.
My favorite is the one my husband takes. He just hangs up. I try to interrupt with "thanks, but we're not interested" and they just KEEP TALKING. So I wait patiently for the opportunity to say, "That's really generous of you to offer, but what we'd really like is to be put on your do-not-call list. Have a wonderful day!"
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